"big black horse & a cherry tree"

so i'm in the mood for a little rant right about now. a rant about registrar's office. so they sent me a letter after last semester about how i needed an exsc class and two electives to finish out my degree. but the sheet they gave me, with all my classes and what they count for said that i had all the electives i needed. so i figured it was just some sort of clerical error or wires got crossed or whatever. i signed up for an exsc class and figured i was good. and today i get an e-mail from them saying i still don't have two electives fulfilled and if i don't do something soon, i won't graduate in may but will have to wait till august instead. NOT HAPPENING! understandably i'm a little miffed at the moment. then i checked my degree evaluation thingy on banner and it said they same thing the sheet they sent me said: my electives are all met. so i e-mailed the woman back and told her all this and then asked what i needed to do to fix it. i think if i have to go talk to them in person, i'm not going to be the friendliest of people. even if i don't officially graduate in august, i'm walking in may, even if i have to force my way on stage and plant my ass up there all day! apparently i'm missing two credits or somehow my stuff only adds up to 126 instead of 128. maybe they'll let me bump down a graduate class to cover. or maybe i can take some last minute pracitcums or something. god this is so stressful!! and i have to take the GRE bright and early tomorrow morning as well as handling all this sing song stuff. there are so many expletives in my head right now, they're all jumbling letters around. we'll see what happens when nuria e-mails me back. bye for now for the very ventful me "my jedi training WILL be done in may!!!! and not august or december!"